Obscene Animal Quotes

I hope you learn a little bit about unappreciated animals, and maybe a little bit about my life.
Western spotted skunk
Waitwaitwait GO BACK. I saw something about a nutty shit.

Western spotted skunk

Waitwaitwait GO BACK. I saw something about a nutty shit.

Ornate Hawk Eagle
You can have summa dat purple if you want.

Ornate Hawk Eagle

You can have summa dat purple if you want.

Black spiny-tailed iguana
I feel like I got hit with a 20 pound weight right in the ass directly under the skin. Here comes my fat phase part two.

Black spiny-tailed iguana

I feel like I got hit with a 20 pound weight right in the ass directly under the skin. Here comes my fat phase part two.

Roe Deer
NO ONE BUT YOU WOULD LOOK UP LIVE ACTION SOFT TENTACLE PORN ON YOUTUBE AT 4 IN THE MORNING.

Roe Deer

NO ONE BUT YOU WOULD LOOK UP LIVE ACTION SOFT TENTACLE PORN ON YOUTUBE AT 4 IN THE MORNING.

Gannet
"Hey Tyler, are you freeballin’ it?"
Welcome to college, Erin.

Gannet

"Hey Tyler, are you freeballin’ it?"

Welcome to college, Erin.

Tree kangaroo
It’s a shame you never got to meet grandma. She did a perfect Skeletor.

Tree kangaroo

It’s a shame you never got to meet grandma. She did a perfect Skeletor.

Black Eagle
I heard his asshole talking from all the way down the hallway.

Black Eagle

I heard his asshole talking from all the way down the hallway.

Crab-eating Raccoon
The music on Easter Eve is fucking awesome. Like, I just start crumpin’ in the pews.

Crab-eating Raccoon

The music on Easter Eve is fucking awesome. Like, I just start crumpin’ in the pews.

Indian gavial
He thinks he’s funny because he’s humming the bear necessities.

Indian gavial

He thinks he’s funny because he’s humming the bear necessities.

Tayra
That wasn’t yoga, that was training for the circus.

Tayra

That wasn’t yoga, that was training for the circus.